Like clockwork, the summer months necessarily involve flipping through tabloid page after page of famous people’s bodies at the beach or, in the case of the actress Eva Longoria, a mere 22 photographs of her “showing off her toned physique in a white bikini as she enjoy a yacht day in Italy”.
With her “incredible figure” she enjoyed “multiple dips in the sea” and when drying off “sat on the metal step ladder, placing a white towel under her for extra comfort”, which I thought was worth passing on, in case you were wondering what she did for extra comfort while drying off on the metal step ladder. Or perhaps there have been times you have thought of drying off on the metal stepladder but