Desus and Mero love Saweetie’s newly announced McDonald’s meal very little. While the actual menu items seem normal and acceptable (curious about the “Saweetie ‘N Sour” sauce), the D&M ad on Sunday night showed newly stacked and rearranged classics by Mickey D: chicken nuggets on a pile of fries, ketchup on a bun. Wild shit. “These aren’t really brews,” said Desus Nice. “There are just things that get tweeted about after a date. Folks, when she puts ketchup on a Big Mac bun, RUN.
What would Desus and Mero serve when given the keys to the golden vaulted kingdom? Mero would make a Big Mac with chicken patties instead of burgers, and Desus would have a KFC double-down-esque monstrosity: Filet O’Fishes for buns, six burger patties in it, five pieces of cheese, and “crazy pickles.” The most exciting surf ‘n’ turf you have ever had.